Let’s be honest. House hunting used to feel like a weird mix of Excel sheets, therapy, and vibes that were very much off. But now there’s this new app that’s basically like, “What if house searching didn’t suck?”
If Siri and Zillow had a baby, it wouldn’t ask for your budget first. It’d be like:
"Hey, look at this tiny mid-century rental that makes you write about the moon and sip expensive matcha."
Because in 2025, square footage doesn't matter. What matters is the vibe.
You're not entering dropdowns anymore. You're not checking boxes for "2 bath / 1.5 garage / whatever." This product is scanning your Pinterest board, tracking your obsession with curvy couches, and returning houses that just get you.
It's like the dating app equivalent of real estate, but instead of red flags, you get reading nooks.
And it's clearly learning from some other apps getting it right:
This new app is like the cool younger cousin of all four. Same attitude. Improved execution.
When you like something, it doesn't end at "here's the listing." It's already spitting out furniture concepts, layout recommendations, color palette switches, and lighting improvements. It's your 2020 Pinterest board if it had brains and good taste.
And the best part? It's not imposing a style on you. It's discovering yours. Seeing what you enjoy, monitoring what you bypass, and creating a complete personality profile that really feels sort of accurate in a somewhat creepy but beneficial manner.
This app isn't requesting your bank information the moment you open the thing. It's not offering a "mortgage pre-approval portal." It's offering "you deserve a space that feels like you."
You scroll. It's watching. You click. It learns. Then at some point you find yourself browsing a house that somehow looks like it was created during your post-breakup rebrand.
And somehow it understood you'd need a clawfoot tub and a window that catches golden hour just so.
If Zillow is that ex that you keep texting when you're bored, this app is the one that shows up, brings snacks, and says "you could do better."
It doesn't spew out listings indiscriminately. It curates. It suggests. It teases your existing space a bit, but only because it knows you can have better than a beige box.
So yes, we are officially in our "I want AI to read me for filth and then assist me in locating hardwood floors" stage.
And genuinely? It kind of works.